A vector drawing of a dictionary.

Ever go looking for a word and find there isn’t one in the dictionary / thesaurus? Happens to me all the time, especially when looking for some pearl of description to add to a poem.

Here is my starter list of words that should be in the dictionary. Some might actually be, I haven’t really taken the time to look. I’ll just leave the list here and add to it from time to time. With apologies to the friends that inspired my word list 😉

Words That Should Be In The Dictionary

  1. Heddy: The ability to persevere and find the simple beauties in life.
  2. Grayze: Hours spent online just admiring the talents of others.
  3. Frankishly: To take life at face value, without fear of expressing your views.
  4. Suhrly: The look German folks give you when they are not suffering fools.
  5. Hmmmitage: Isolating yourself so you can observe the oddities right under our noses. Also a place to do same.
  6. Caninish: Being blessed with common dog sense.
  7. Idiobatic: Fools that rise in spite of their many shortcomings.
  8. Blorticity: The politically spun baloney we have to endure every day in mainstream media.
  9. Feeture: A program bug you thought was planned until the programmer puts his foot in it.
  10. Sinchronicity: The relationship between dark money and media.
  11. Fent: Singular of fence.
  12. Gilmoured: That euphoric feeling when you hear the first notes of the solo in ‘Comfortably Numb’.
  13. Dalitante: People who are more ‘artistic’ than ‘artists’.
  14. Possumated: That feeling of foreboding that tells you to run away.
  15. Crispian: People with a half-baked idea of Christianity.
  16. Vegiant: Radical vegans. I have nothing against vegans, except when they tell me what I HAVE to eat.
  17. Colated: When I have had too much Dr. Pepper.
  18. Currage: What it takes to eat extra spicy food.
  19. Neiled: That feeling of sadness for lost friends when you hear a special song you shared.
  20. Gritose: How your feet feel after walking on wet sand on the beach.
  21. Discotent: That irritated feeling you get when the 70’s playlist is all Disco music.
  22. Mervana: Listening to a relaxation tape of ocean sounds.
  23. Noaascape: The unpredicted severe storms Americans can expect now that Trump has cut back on NOAA.
  24. Putintate: When an American president thinks he is the big boss but we all know different.
  25. Politate: When a Canadian wants to be PM but we all know who is really going to be calling the shots (see Putintate above).
  26. Beamtard: BMW owners who think the road belongs to them and the usual rules (especially courtesy) do not apply.
  27. Auditard: Audi owners (see Beamtard above).
  28. Faceblech: About 90% of what is in my newsfeed.
  29. Coopirate: People who’s idea of cooperation involves yelling the loudest or throwing their co-workers under the bus.
  30. Canuked: The fear in Canadians with a wingnut at the wheel south of the border.